i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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