does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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