i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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