the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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