what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
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