The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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