Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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