He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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