We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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