Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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