I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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