Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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