let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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