if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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