Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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