I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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