i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I'm sobbing to NWA
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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