all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Randomize
