It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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