wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Dignity is for republicans.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
