I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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