You're my little dorito
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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