Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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