Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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