On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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