either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Randomize
