Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
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go home
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
