puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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