You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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