are you still at the devil's house?
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
i was born a porn star she said
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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