I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
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