i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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