The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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