you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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