I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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