Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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