how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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