Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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