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Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?

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Yeah, don't tell her.

Submitted by 666daBEAST on Sep 24, 13 at 10:27am

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I would offer the knowledge to her sister and see what happens first??

Submitted by BecauseISaidSo on Sep 24, 13 at 10:49am

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"Hey honey, glad you thought watching porn was a great idea. Wait, is that your sister????

Submitted by nogoodnamesleft on Sep 24, 13 at 1:44pm

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The old " boys at work showed me somthing" trick never fails

Submitted by austdeano on Sep 24, 13 at 3:52pm

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Link......lol

Submitted by conju30 on Sep 24, 13 at 12:04pm

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Honey, guess who I saw today! Your sister!!! Where did I see her......

Submitted by Adlerc on Sep 24, 13 at 3:37pm

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Oh don't say anything to your wife.! Your just asking for trouble.

Submitted by tbrogdon on Sep 24, 13 at 11:14am

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Post the link here

Submitted by 909Berdoo on Sep 24, 13 at 4:49pm

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Just man up and tell her. There's nothing wrong with a little porn.

Submitted by fearnot on Sep 24, 13 at 8:14pm

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Mail the pictures to her anonymously.

Submitted by W_T_F on Sep 24, 13 at 2:52pm

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There are two kinds of men: the kind who look at porn, and the kind who lie and say they don't. Your wife isn't stupid. That said, what she doesn't know about her sister, won't hurt her.

Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 24, 13 at 7:14pm

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Don't. Just enjoy.

Submitted by hotchef on Sep 24, 13 at 5:42pm

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A "friend" told you

Submitted by trayvondidit on Sep 24, 13 at 10:25pm

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Just enjoy it

Submitted by icepick23 on Sep 24, 13 at 12:46pm

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Why does she need to know? Her sister is an adult. So don't say anything and stop watching her sisters porn ASAP.

Submitted by karma13 on Sep 24, 13 at 11:49am

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- start*
  
  Submitted by exosus on Sep 24, 13 at 12:47pm
  
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.... A buddy of mine thought she looks like you.

Submitted by Roosterjuice2 on Sep 24, 13 at 5:49pm

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Don't. It will save everyone...especially you lots of trouble.

Submitted by MplsChk on Sep 24, 13 at 7:22pm

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She already knows.

Submitted by CrazyRunner on Sep 24, 13 at 6:18pm

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Keep your mouth shut.

Submitted by petdander on Sep 24, 13 at 1:46pm

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You don't. just just enjoy the view at the next family gathering.

Submitted by Kincaid333 on Sep 24, 13 at 6:56pm

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Don't do it. This is your secret to bear, and simultaneously your fantasy.

Submitted by Massive_Attack on Sep 24, 13 at 8:16pm

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That's a really slippery slope, unless wife knows you surf porn. But then it also depends on what site.

Submitted by 4NIC8OR on Sep 24, 13 at 12:34pm

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Anonymous email.

Submitted by llamachicaou on Sep 25, 13 at 7:50am

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Someone at work told me....

Submitted by KEYUMMM on Sep 25, 13 at 1:08am

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Ooooph... I'm just gonna "favorite" this one and enjoy reading the comments. Game on.

Submitted by Perversion on Sep 24, 13 at 10:29pm

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It was on reddit?

Submitted by kuebby on Sep 24, 13 at 1:22pm

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Before any disclosure, there should have been significant faps to said sisters video...

Submitted by Gambit215 on Sep 25, 13 at 1:28am

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Anonymously...

Submitted by insert_cock_here on Sep 24, 13 at 4:04pm

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random email or anonymous text with pics

Submitted by woopig01 on Sep 24, 13 at 11:15am

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don't... just leave it be.

Submitted by ToughGuy29 on Sep 24, 13 at 10:17pm

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ost it on the sister's facebook page. Be sure to tag her.

Submitted by Ohthehuemanatee on Sep 24, 13 at 2:11pm

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Don't tell your wife. Keep looking

Submitted by epimetheus23 on Sep 24, 13 at 4:54pm

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Don't save it for Christmas when the whole family is around.

Submitted by tc_24_7 on Sep 24, 13 at 2:21pm

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Don't tell her; just don't. She's 19, so she's legal. No-one's problem but her own.

Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Sep 28, 13 at 1:46am

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Honey, this chicks hot! Why she's almost as good as you.

Submitted by hogfish on Sep 24, 13 at 9:33pm

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Are you worried about said sister? If not, you should mind your own business and let your sister-in-law do the same.

Submitted by whitehorsegirl on Sep 24, 13 at 5:15pm

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And what site is this? Stage name?

Submitted by roughnecked7 on Sep 24, 13 at 11:20pm

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send her a link through an anonymous email...

Submitted by ace88 on Sep 24, 13 at 2:05pm

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Very innocently.

Submitted by bentscissors on Apr 4, 15 at 1:43am

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Say a friend found it and tipped you off.

Submitted by sophia3394 on Sep 26, 13 at 1:30am

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Pussy! If your wife doesn't let you look at porn, you have a shitty marriage; Dump her already and hook up with the sister, at least she has an open mind!

Submitted by slucketlist on Sep 24, 13 at 1:00pm

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- You can't dump your wife. It's called a divorce.
  
  Submitted by popyelle on Sep 24, 13 at 5:29pm
  
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Better idea: blackmail the sister for sexual favors in exchange for your silence.

Submitted by dmoney1234 on Sep 24, 13 at 2:46pm

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So...

Submitted by madtown12 on Sep 28, 13 at 11:41am

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Nope the sister is legal, let it go.

Submitted by daisydukeluke on Sep 27, 13 at 10:55pm

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Buttsex!

Submitted by PHD1026 on Sep 25, 13 at 8:20am

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Anonymous email.

Submitted by llamachicaou on Sep 25, 13 at 7:50am

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Submitted by 666daBEAST on Sep 24, 13 at 10:27am

Submitted by BecauseISaidSo on Sep 24, 13 at 10:49am

Submitted by nogoodnamesleft on Sep 24, 13 at 1:44pm

Submitted by austdeano on Sep 24, 13 at 3:52pm

Submitted by conju30 on Sep 24, 13 at 12:04pm

Submitted by Adlerc on Sep 24, 13 at 3:37pm

Submitted by tbrogdon on Sep 24, 13 at 11:14am

Submitted by 909Berdoo on Sep 24, 13 at 4:49pm

Submitted by fearnot on Sep 24, 13 at 8:14pm

Submitted by W_T_F on Sep 24, 13 at 2:52pm

Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 24, 13 at 7:14pm

Submitted by hotchef on Sep 24, 13 at 5:42pm

Submitted by trayvondidit on Sep 24, 13 at 10:25pm

Submitted by icepick23 on Sep 24, 13 at 12:46pm

Submitted by karma13 on Sep 24, 13 at 11:49am

Submitted by exosus on Sep 24, 13 at 12:47pm

Submitted by Roosterjuice2 on Sep 24, 13 at 5:49pm

Submitted by MplsChk on Sep 24, 13 at 7:22pm

Submitted by CrazyRunner on Sep 24, 13 at 6:18pm

Submitted by petdander on Sep 24, 13 at 1:46pm

Submitted by Kincaid333 on Sep 24, 13 at 6:56pm

Submitted by Massive_Attack on Sep 24, 13 at 8:16pm

Submitted by 4NIC8OR on Sep 24, 13 at 12:34pm

Submitted by llamachicaou on Sep 25, 13 at 7:50am

Submitted by KEYUMMM on Sep 25, 13 at 1:08am

Submitted by Perversion on Sep 24, 13 at 10:29pm

Submitted by kuebby on Sep 24, 13 at 1:22pm

Submitted by Gambit215 on Sep 25, 13 at 1:28am

Submitted by insert_cock_here on Sep 24, 13 at 4:04pm

Submitted by woopig01 on Sep 24, 13 at 11:15am

Submitted by ToughGuy29 on Sep 24, 13 at 10:17pm

Submitted by Ohthehuemanatee on Sep 24, 13 at 2:11pm

Submitted by epimetheus23 on Sep 24, 13 at 4:54pm

Submitted by tc_24_7 on Sep 24, 13 at 2:21pm

Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Sep 28, 13 at 1:46am

Submitted by hogfish on Sep 24, 13 at 9:33pm

Submitted by whitehorsegirl on Sep 24, 13 at 5:15pm

Submitted by roughnecked7 on Sep 24, 13 at 11:20pm

Submitted by ace88 on Sep 24, 13 at 2:05pm

Submitted by bentscissors on Apr 4, 15 at 1:43am

Submitted by sophia3394 on Sep 26, 13 at 1:30am

Submitted by slucketlist on Sep 24, 13 at 1:00pm

Submitted by popyelle on Sep 24, 13 at 5:29pm

Submitted by dmoney1234 on Sep 24, 13 at 2:46pm

Submitted by madtown12 on Sep 28, 13 at 11:41am

Submitted by daisydukeluke on Sep 27, 13 at 10:55pm

Submitted by PHD1026 on Sep 25, 13 at 8:20am

Submitted by llamachicaou on Sep 25, 13 at 7:50am

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