Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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