I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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