whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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