I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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