you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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