I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
