i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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