I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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