Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
tell me about the fingering
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