That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Do vagina's smell?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
i am craving dick and cupcakes
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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