i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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