did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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